This site is intended for adults over the age of 18.
Please heed the following warnings...
No one under 17 admitted without parent
or guardian. Keep out of reach of children.
If taken orally, induce vomiting and
call a physician. May cause brain damage
to unborn children. May cause hairy
palms. Do not remove tag under penalty
of law. Do not insert rectally. Light
wick, get away. Wear Safety Glasses.
May cause excitability, especially in
children. Do not put in mouth. Please
defrost for 35 minutes for a crispier
crust. Beware of Dog. If you smell natural
gas please call your local gas company.
Warning: SHARPS. BIOHAZARD, please dispose
of in Government Regulated Contamination
Box Series 456-9iu2381. Clean wound
regularly to reduce chances for infection.
Do not mix with gasoline. Will make
you drowsy do not operate heavy machinery
or drive a motor vehicle. Do not put
in mouth. Discontinue use, if you have
trouble urinating due to the enlargement
of the prostrate gland. Take with food
or milk. Radiation: Stay Clear. If nervousness,
dizziness, or sleeplessness occur, discontinue
use and consult a doctor. Contains Cooled
Liquid Metal DO NOT TOUCH! Only Use
in well ventilated area. Do not expose
to skin or nasal membranes. Prolonged
exposure may cause cancer. Tested on
Laboratory Animals. This product contains
Phenylketonurics which has been known
to cause brain cancer in laboratory
test subjects. May cause headache, nausea,
or fever. Do not expose to sunlight.
Not a significant source of nutrition.
If accidentally you swallow more then
used for brushing, seek professional
assistance or call the Poison control
center immediatly! Small Parts, not
recommended for people under 18. Choking
Hazard. Alcoholic beverages, sedatives,
or tranquilizers may increase the dowsiness
effect. Do not use near open flame.
Do not use if seal is cracked or cap
is broken. Do not put in ear. Object
in mirrior may be close then it appears.
Over exposure, may cause blindness.
May cause uncontrollable urge to defecate.
Stand back 10 feet. Do not feed. May
cause abnormal growths in genital areas.
May cause anal, penile, or vaginal discharge.
Do not take unless directed by doctor.
Do not exceed recommended dosage. Do
not open, no user accessible parts inside.
Keep hands inside car at all times.
Look both ways before crossing. Removing
safety locks will nullify your warranty.
Please use safety gloves, this contains
corrosive material. Keep out, private
property. Do not feed the bears. No
Trespassing, authorized to use deadly
force. Caution: Severe Weather. Beware,
beaver crossing. Release fluid slowly.
Do not expose to X-Rays. Slow Down.
Prolonged exposure may cause blindness.
Your seat will become your floatation
device. This is an anti-static environment.
Caution falling rocks. No refunds. Wash
hands before returning to work, llavos
los manos para trabajo. Follow the yellow
brick road. Say no to drugs. Don't talk
to strangers. DANGER - high voltage.
. No Shirt, No shoes, NO SERVICE. Do
not over inflate. No Solicitors.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.....
Don't say we didn't warn you!